Terms of service

1. Overview

Welcome to my one-man shop. By visiting or making a purchase here, you’re agreeing to follow these Terms of Service. If you don’t like what you see, feel free to take that ride elsewhere.


2. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority where you live) to make a purchase. By placing an order, you’re confirming you meet that requirement.


3. Purchases & Payment

All products here are made on demand. Prices, descriptions, and availability can change at any time—things happen. Once you place an order, you agree to pay the listed price (plus any applicable taxes and shipping).


4. SMS/MMS Marketing & Notifications

By providing your phone number at checkout or through sign-up forms, you’re giving the green light to receive text messages (both promotional and transactional).

Standard messaging and data rates from your carrier might apply.

Not feeling the texts anymore? Text “STOP” at any time to opt out. Text “HELP” for support.

Your phone number won’t be sold or shared with third parties, but it might be used for shipping updates or the occasional heads-up about new gear.


5. Intellectual Property

All designs and content on this site are mine—don’t copy or use them without asking. If you want to show off your new gear on social, no problem. Tag me, give credit where it’s due, and we’re cool.


6. Shipping & Delivery

Orders typically go out within 2-5 business days. After that, the carrier’s shipping times apply. Once your order leaves my hands, I can’t control road conditions, weather, or the mailman’s mood—so patience is appreciated.


7. Returns & Refunds

Check out the Return & Refund Policy for the full lowdown. If something arrives damaged or missing, let me know so I can make it right.


8. Limitation of Liability

I’m not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from using this site or my products. Use your best judgment, ride safe, and read instructions—when in doubt, ask first.


9. Changes to These Terms

I can update or change these Terms whenever it seems necessary. When that happens, the revised version will go up here. Keep checking back if you want to stay in the loop.


10. Governing Law

All matters related to this site and its use will be governed by and interpreted under the laws of Arizona, USA, without regard to conflict-of-law rules.


11. Contact Information

Questions or concerns? Shoot a message through the contact page or email Info@slyswine.com


By using this site, you acknowledge that you’ve read and agree to these Terms. If that’s all good, let’s hit the road.

Disclaimer: This sample policy is for general informational purposes and may not satisfy all legal requirements. For specific concerns, consult a licensed attorney.